Monday, June 11, 2007

Thinking About You

Have you ever thought of someone finding that after few seconds he is calling you on the phone or have you ever tried to call someone and found that he answers the phone telling you, I was just thinking about you. If it happened to you (which I'm sure it did) then you are invited to share my new theory that I made after two years of studying this extraordinary phenomena and I called it (ba`atan El-Roh) or sending the soul. Whenever you think of someone your body, mind and soul send electronic waves to this person no matter where he might be, these electronic waves are like the finger prints, so your waves are only yours and the recipient would know that it was YOU when he receives your waves. The feeing of the recipient depends on the strength, duration and the length of your waves, so if you thought of someone for a short time then the waves wouldn’t be so strong and the recipient might not feel them or feel them but ignore them and if you thought for someone for a long time and your feelings were so strong, take it for me this person will surly think of you at the same time. The reaction might differ from one person to another, some might pay you a visit some might call you on the phone, some might talk to the people around them about you others might ignore their feelings but their minds will be busy thinking of you. So this is a very good way for people to contact with one another and I bet in the future we wouldn’t need cell phones at all, we will just send our souls, and it could also be a very harmful way if you are planning to distract someone from their lives. But be ware if there is some one in the family you should give a call and he passed through your mind, then you should run to the phone and call him in advance so he wouldn’t call and tell you , "hey man, where are you, I was just thinking about you"

- Silly Ellie

Thursday, June 07, 2007

My Marriage age is 29, What is yours?

How old are you going to be when you get married?
Put an X in every box that applies to you
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own more than one credit card
[] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You do your own laundry
[x ] You vote in every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ x] You think politics are exciting
[ ] You show up for school/college/work every day early
[x] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[x ] You've never gotten a detention
[x ] You have never smoked a cigarette
[ x] You have never gotten completely trashed out of your head
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x ] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You've watched talk shows
[x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[] You drink coffee at least once a week
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x ] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] My parents trust me
[X ] You can mow the lawn
[X] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[ ] You remember to water the plants
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You pay attention at school/college
[ x] You remember to feed your pets
[x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[ ] You work out on a regular basis
[ ] You clean up your own mess
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[x ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[] You have gained weight since middle/high school
[ x] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly
[] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a tupperware party
[x] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[ ] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[X] You can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[X] You can read a book and actually finish it
Add up all the x's and title subject with the sum as "My marriage age is "x total